#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
ugh I had this horrible dream last night where John and Sherlock were sitting in their chairs, having tea, and John had this weird look on his face as he drew a deep breath, bracing himself, and said,
"Okay, I’m ready."
And Sherlock looked up, confused. “Hmm?”
why do the Lannisters have such big beds?
because they push two twins together to make a king.
mycroft thought sherlock was in love with irene and he thought sherlock would go back to the drugs when he lost irene. he didn’t.
lo and behold, john gets married and sherlock goes back to the drugs.
what may we deduce about his heart?
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
I love them.
HAHA WHY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!
OH MY GOD THE DBZ REFERENCE IN THAT LAST ONE O.O
seriously though, list of fucking awful trends in the gay male community:
- "sassy black woman" voice
- t-slurs everywhere and rampant transphobia
- talking down to women/harassing them because “it’s ok i’m gay lol”
- transphobia towards trans men (ew, vaginas!!!)
- misogyny towards cis women (more ew, vaginas!!!!)
- "gay is the new black" (says white gay men)
like can we just address
THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER TOGETHER IT HURTS ME