Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
Asexual: I don't like sex.
Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

nodamncatnodamncradle:

i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever

all of them would win

it would be chaos

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk)

friggindweeb:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

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